Thursday’s Trifles are based on what I’ve read in our local newspaper Dagblad van het Noorden.
Girl power
A 32-year old moron robbed the bag of a 90-year old lady and tried to ran away with it. He didn’t reckon however with her feisty 78-year old sister, who tackled him to the ground and sat on him.
The two sisters had just been to church when the asshole saw his chance. He grabbed the bag out of the hands of the 90-year old woman, but her sister seized the shithead, shoved him to the ground and then sat on him. Unfortunately the guy was too strong, managed to wrestle himself out from under her and fled. Fortunately he got caught by the police.
Go grandma!
That's the kind of old lady I want to be!
ReplyDeleteDid the newspaper use those words?
ReplyDeleteAnyway: go grandma indeed!
HAHA! Too good for words! Crappy heads are found everywhere..darn it all!
ReplyDeleteYea, I pitty the day(pray never) that someone, like ere mentioned, thinks I look prissy enough to assault me- with out shooting me first- I can be fierce.
Someone mistakenly ran around my car and surprised me, one time behind where I work.
They were almost thrown to the grounds...by my sheer yell of fright and surprise...while instantly, I had 10 guys, that work across a rather large park lot, come to see what the heck!
KK
Pam,
ReplyDeleteme too!
Mara,
that was my own creative writing
;-)
Jabblog,
exactly
allhorsestuff,
lol, good for you, so the moral of this story is: if your butt isn't big enough you'd better have a very loud voice ;-)
I'm glad he got what he deserved!
ReplyDeleteHa he's lucky they didn't have an umbrella that would have been his undoing!
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate a pissed off old lady. They've been putting up with people's shit for YEARS and they're all ready to crack.
ReplyDeleteMimi,
ReplyDeletehe probably got less ;-)
Baino,
have you ever heard the tape recording of the old ladies molesting a guy that drove his car into theirs? It is hilarious! Umbrellas, handbags and bibles!
Jewels,
(yeah she's back, yippee)
Let us all hope that no moron will ever try to rob you. For the moron's sake ;-)
Yay for them!!! The world needs feisty old ladies, and I plan to be one.
ReplyDeleteShe should have hit him with her walking stick like a little old lady in this country did. She broke the mugger's ankle! Ha! Serves him right, too!