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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Back to the dark ages?

Last Friday our washing machine shouted: "bleep bleep bleep" and it's display said "F18". It wasn't supposed to say: "bleep bleep bleep" and certainly not "F18". It was supposed to say: "bleep" and "ready". The instruction manual revealed that F18 meant there was a blockage somewhere. As it is not safe to let me near the insides of any machine, people and/or machines could get killed, I waited for hubs to come home. He is the person with the technical know-how and the blockage removal master in our house. At least, that is what I hoped for. Hubs came home and started operating on the washing machine. But the machine fought back. Hubs lost the first round with a bleeding finger. Some strong language and half a first-aid-kit later the fight continued. This time hubs won the round and opened the filtersystem. There was no blockage in there. He continued to check other intestines of the machine, but couldn't find any blockage. We told the machine to finish it's job, but it kept bleeping at us and persisted it had an F18 somewhere. We decided to notify the manufacturers and ask for professional assistance. Some emails and phonecalls later we were told that the washing machine repair man will be here...wait for it...next tuesday! NEXT Tuesday! Not THIS Tuesday. Nope. N E X T Tuesday. That means 12 days without a washing machine. Twelve days! Or eleven if you want to be an optimist and don't count the black Friday it broke down. I asked the nice lady if there was any possibility to get a mechanic here earlier, please? "I will notify the planning department that this is a 'rush job', but I can't do anything more", she said. You see, I would have said the same thing if I was her. So I don't believe that there will be a mechanic here a day earlier than next tuesday. History has taught me that it is even questionable there actually will be a mechanic here then, but let us not be too pessimistic. Now, I don't want to be a nag, but eleven/twelve days without a washing machine isn't easy. Not if you are used to a machine doing your laundry. And a dryer doing your drying. And a dishwasher to do the dishes. And a very sophisticated espressomaker to make the coffee. You get my point. It feels like going back to the dark ages. The laundry-basket is full to the brim. In fact it is overflowing. I try to do most of the laundry in the weekend (cheaper electricity rate), and since the laundry basket was already full to the brim last Friday, when the machine broke down, we now have a problem. I remember the first washing machine my mother had in those dark ages. It was open on top and had sort of a mixing appliance inside. She would fill the machine with warm water, put detergent and the laundry in it, turn it on and it would mix and whisk happily away. She was highly pleased with this new invention. Now I know why. But I had a brilliant idea. If I say so myself. This morning I filled the whirlpool bath with some of the laundry, added detergent, switched on the bubbles and pretended it was that first washing machine that made my mother's life so much easier. It didn't work as well as I had hoped, but at least what went in came out somewhat cleaner. I forgot that I don't have a wringing machine (who does these days?), so I had a good workout. At least the dryer is still working (knock on wood).

15 comments:

  1. Oh, Lord, I know what a pain it has been when our dishwasher goes out. I was spoiled at a young age. We always had a dishwasher in our house. Doing them by hand does have one advantage - it makes you eat less because you know you have to wash the damn plates afterward :-)

    I have (thank you, God!) never had to do without a washer or dryer for more than 2 or 3 days.

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  2. You're so spoiled! I haven't got a dishwasher or a coffee machine!

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  3. Your hubby sounds like my hubby, he will work on something, but with lots of language and a few tools thrown. HAHA Our water heater went out a few weeks back and a shower in cold water stinks. LOL

    Hey, I tagged you if you are interested in answering some fun questions and letting us learn more about you.

    Hugs,

    Cece

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  4. I may have been tempted to put ME in the bath, to relieve stress, and leave the washing in a heap until whatever day the mechanic comes!

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  5. necessity the mother of invention!

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  6. Suldog,
    We don't know how spoiled we are with all the luxuries of modern life until we have to do without. You will be able to smell my posts next week ;-o

    Baino,
    No coffee machine? Shock, horror!

    Cece,
    I know for a fact that washing your hair with cold water makes it shine. But cold showers, brrrrrr.

    Jinksy,
    we don't have that many clothes and towels. I'm afraid hubs and I can join The Knights Of The Square Drawers this weekend ;-)

    Magiceye,
    Wise words :-) I need self cleaning clothes...

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  7. The family kampong (us, Hay's sister and her parents - covering 2 houses and a caravan) always have a spare of everything. You can't beat commual living.

    When the repair mana does show up, go really medieval and burn him.

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  8. Chairman Bill,
    thanks for the suggestion. I might even do that. Or we could tie him between the horses and let them each run another way. That was very popular in the dark ages too I believe. But first he has to repair the machine.
    I never thought I would say this to someone who lives very close to his family/in-laws: "You are so lucky!"

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  9. I did my laundry by hand for about five months before I found a laundromat. It was hard and I don't think the stuff came out very clean. I feel for you...

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  10. I grew up with a washing machine like your mother used: swish, swish; wring, wring. But, when I first became a mother, my hubs and I had no washer, living in a small rented apartment. I washed our clothes, mostly diapers, in the communal bathroom, using a washboard for tough spots, rinsed them in several changes of water, then hung them outside on the line to dry.

    I couldn't do all that this day and time, and am very thankful for my washer and dryer. Hope your repairman comes sooner than later.

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  11. I went for a couple of weeks without a washer and dryer and it was tough. I never thought to use my tub though!

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  12. oh my.. I guess it doesn't matter what country you live in...some things do not change. Like when the repair man will show up!

    Good luck with the back up of laundry!

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  13. It's at times like this that we realise just how dependent we are on technology and gadgets, isn't it? Our fridge broke down a few months ago and we were panic-stricken! And yet my grandmother never owned one until she was elderly. The difference is, of course, that our houses are now centrally heated and have no cool pantry.

    I hope you get your machine fixed quickly!

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  14. Death to washing machines! Oh wait, yours is already dead. Or at least in need of life support. Good luck with that. Try not to kill the mechanic when he shows up. Good for you for the wash-tub attempt. I would probably just take mine to the cleaners!

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  15. Hahahaha!!!! mag ik even lachen... ik weet alleen niet wat erger zou zijn; je wasmachine stuk of de espresso-maker, hihi. groetjes Olga

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